That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”
Skip the drive-through and get lucky.
I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset
"i dont care WHAT you identify as" wow youre really progressive "your gender doesnt matter to me i still think youre cute :)" thanks im glad an important facet of my self is meaningless to you thats very sweet "you could identify as a brick and id still want to kiss you xoxoxoxox" hey thats great but how about you actually kiss a brick, but like, with your forehead, really hard
when your next victim finally comes into the stall
This is fucked up. I’m crying.
aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it
When you ask your mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what you want
For so long, all I wanted was for you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor I wanted, but really, I was just trying to please you. You, my father, who banished me just for talking out of turn. My father, who challenged me, a thirteen-year-old boy, to an Agni Kai. How could you possibly justify a duel with a child?
PLEASE WATCH THESE ALBATROSSES FLIRTING ITS VERY IMPORTANT
Don’t even THINK about dating me unless you are willing to flirt like this.
In other news, I’m really fucking tired of this collective hatred against trans men. Yes, some of their attitude is not okay, but I’ll be bold and say that that is true for every community.
In my years hanging in the lesbian community I’ve met a fair number of trans men/ people who later came out…