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I'm Not As Cool As My Behavior Implies...
My name is Zoe. My hobbies include acting more athletic than I am, and pretending to be interesting. Call me Zo. Everyone else does...

relax-o-vision:

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

I want to open the door

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

(Source: romaingimenez)

tags:
#i love this

literallysokka:

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

I’m so happy

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

awkwardsituationist:

two lionesses and their cubs taking an early morning stroll in kenya’s masai mara. photos by david lazar

tags:
#yaaaas

borlax:

whalebiology:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

WHAT???

WH

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

tags:
#damn

thehintmastershow:

If tumblr was condensed into 100 ppl in a room it’d be 1 trans person making cis jokes and 99 cis ppl being like “I can’t believe everyone in this room hates us because we’re cis”

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov)

morethanasharklovesblood:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

what the actual fuck

(Source: gxldslvgs)